Let's cut the bulls*it. You spend your days navigating a minefield of jargon-filled IEP meetings, condescending administrators, and a system that talks endlessly about "student needs" while actively ignoring them. The last thing you have the energy for is another "professional" who is going to talk down to you and waste your time.

You're not looking for a therapist; you're looking for a competent ally who can actually help. Your bulls*it detector isn't just on; it's set to its highest sensitivity. You know the game: the "no-pressure" call that's actually a prelude to a hard sell.

You are not wrong to be skeptical. That system is broken.

This is not that system. This is not an IEP meeting where your input is the last box to be checked. This is a strategic briefing where you are the primary source of intelligence. Your daily, in-the-trenches observations are more valuable than any standardized assessment.

The Advocate's Bill of Rights: Your Terms for This Call

My respect for your expertise is non-negotiable. That starts right now:

Article I: The Right to Walk Away. Booking a Fit Check commits you to nothing. If at the end of our 15-minute call, you decide it's not for you, the conversation is over. No follow-up pressure. No salesy emails. You owe me nothing.

Article II: The Right to a Straight Answer. My only job on this call is to give you the data you need. I will not use vague, reassuring platitudes. If you ask me a direct question about my methods, my experience, or my fees, you will get a direct, transparent answer.

Article III: The Right to Be the Expert. You are the expert on your student or your child. Full stop. If I believe I am not the right specialist for the job, I will tell you. Then, I will open my network and give you a trusted referral.

This isn't about my ego. This is about getting your student the right support.

The Science Behind Your Bulls*it Detector

That "gut feeling" you get in a meeting when you know you're being placated? That's not a guess. It's your nervous system's neuroception — a high-fidelity data stream processing safety cues in real time, explained in our guide to Polyvagal Theory.

And the research quantifies what your gut already knows: physiological synchrony between client and therapist is directly correlated with positive therapeutic outcomes. When your neuroception detects that someone is performing empathy rather than experiencing it, you're detecting the absence of actual physiological synchrony. Your brain is doing the math: no sync = no safety = no outcomes.

And epistemic injustice — dismissing your knowledge and experience — is a significant and direct cause of mental health inequities. Every condescending IEP meeting that ignored your observations committed epistemic injustice. This call exists to be the opposite of that: a space where your expertise is the most important data in the room.

Your intuition is the most accurate tool you have for detecting the potential for safety. We believe you are the expert on your life, and that dynamic starts from the very first interaction. When you're ready: Start the conversation →

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